Indoctrinated
Parochially schooled
I learned to read
And write and spell
 
But also the Four Last
Things: Death, Judgment,
Heaven, and Hell.
 
The further on in life
I go the less
I am surprised.
 
Strangely the world makes sense
For those who’ve been
Well-catechized.


My Fellow Pennsylvanian Upriver
Reading a few Wallace Stevens poems
A sense of warm admiration upwelled:
The only poet in the American Canon
Who knew how Schuylkill is spelled.
 
But then I thought of Williams and Pound,
Undergrads together at Penn.
Surely they both had crossed that river
Going downtown now and again.

Yet neither ever published that magic word
In verse whether formal or free,
And so I keep in my heart a spot for him
Who spelled Schuylkill right for me.


Short to Second to First
Joe Tinker just shook his head and muttered.
Johnny Evers stayed, as usual, mum.
Frank Chance, though, kicked dirt and angrily cursed.
 “What a lousy asswipe bunch of pitchers!
Every friggin’ time I turn and look around,
I see a goddamned runner on at first.”
 
Meanwhile Harry Steinfeldt over at third
Whose name was never in a verse before
Put his glove to mouth and covered a yawn.
 Harry, a journeyman, knowing his place,
Did just what the Cubbies paid him to do:
Chewing tobacco, he looked calmly on.


The Old Formalist
Gives Advice
To a Young Apprentice
Write and do not worry
If what you’re making
Merits the name of art.
 
The man who is truly deaf
Does not hear at all
His own body’s fart.

 
Thought on One End of a Leash
On a Cold Rainy Night
I’ve learned that in America cats as pets
Outnumber dogs by three to one.
I think that this disparity has arisen because
Walking a dog is no goddamned fun.


Trophy Wives
Sleek long-leggèd women pass me —and I sigh—
Walking with men far wealthier than I.
Wealthier, really? How do you know?
It is with the really rich only such women go