It's a Small World After All
"Lake Buena Vista FL...performers who play
Snow White must be trained to deal with men
who occasionally grope or talk dirty to them"
--News Item, New York Times, October 6, 1996

Okay, girly-girls, that's it
For today's Snow White class.
Now you know what you've go to do
When some guy grabs your ass.

Tomorrow will be easier.
Be here at ten-thirty.
Tomorrow you'll learn what to say
When they start talking dirty.

Oh, and girls, one final lesson?
I'll make this one a quickie--
When you're walking out on Main Street,
Don't turn your back on Mickey.